HABITAT
A bright little lab with an extremely serious coffee station.
DUCK · they / them
More coffee. Fewer exponential curves.
Pip reads outbreak notices the way other people read restaurant menus: carefully, with questions, and preferably before anything spreads. Their great love is a clean denominator. Their great enemy is a screenshot of a chart with the axes cropped off. Beneath the lab coat is a soft heart and an entirely unreasonable caffeine schedule.
Favorites are saved on this laptop’s browser.HABITAT
A bright little lab with an extremely serious coffee station.
COLLECTS
WHO notices, reporting dates, definitions, and spare clean mugs.
OFF THE CLOCK
Labels their lunch “control group.”
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Treating an outbreak notice as a worldwide case count.

AROUND THE NEWSROOMAsks Ellis to keep public-health updates clear, timely, and human.
“SHOW ME THE DENOMINATOR.” →PIP’S LATEST DATA & NEWS
Actual API records and reporting, sorted by their supplied dates. A collection can contain older observations or future forecasts.
SAVED ASSIGNMENTS
Reading saved assignments…
Roles are saved event assignments. They do not mean a character independently checked a source.
CHARACTER COMMENTARY · FICTIONALPip: “A clean denominator and a clean mug. I am asking for both.”
SAVED REVISION HISTORY
Latest saved revisions, including resolved and archived work. Source observation dates remain on the exact record.
Ledger changes are not a log of character actions.
No provider attempts saved yet. Cache reuse does not make a new request.
These are application requests, not actions performed by a fictional collector.
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Checking the wire…
Reporting is selected from the home engine and specialist sources; it is not complete topic coverage.